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Open Letter To Anthony Weiner

written by Uncle Sam July 23, 2013

Tony,

You used to be my hero. When your YouTube video: “The gentleman will sit” was making the rounds, I was a fan. Now when I see you, it’s the same as looking down at the floor at a strip club.

I understand the need to practice the art of deflection in politics. But to be this willfully and heedlessly ridiculous about whether the politican’s character matters? I mean, if I asked you if you were a stalker would it matter? If you were a sicko? etc. So this is getting close to that, but you keep saying it isn’t about you. How is serially going after phone sex after telling the world you were “cured” of it not about the person doing it?

It’s not about texting your penis. It’s a free country. If it’s mutual consent, penis away. It’s lying about it with so much anger you’ve burnt everybody out.

I think it’s hurting Hilary. The cold calculating power grab of you and your wife saying no biggie…I actually think it’s gonna rub off on her mentor.

You have made me a prude,

~ Uncle Sam

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